In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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