Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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