Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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