We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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