nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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