She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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