i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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