Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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