she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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