I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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