I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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