also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
