SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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