This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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