Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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