Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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