It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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