on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
