The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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