I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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