I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I hate all girls vehemently.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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