I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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