I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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