How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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