He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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