You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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