Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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