Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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