So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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