ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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