I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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