Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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