Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
