I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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