Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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