And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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