Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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