why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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