i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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