Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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