babies were throwing up all over the place
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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