It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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