Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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