he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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