I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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