Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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