He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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