i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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