You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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