Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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